What websites do you visit every day?
Submitted by Chez Michelle.
Cincinnati.com
Craft Magazine
iSpa
InStyle Magazine
Knitty
And I think that's it...but I always hit my Stumble! button. If you have Firefox, grab this program...here
StumbleUpon takes you to all sorts of randomness on the web.
1. What Is your natural hair color?
a much darker poop brown than is currently on my head...well, except at my outrageous roots.
2. Where was your default pic taken?
haha...no default pic
3. What's your middle name?
emily
4. Your current relationship status?
single
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
no crush right now...but usually no.
6. What is your current mood?
amazed. i'm doing laundry using all organic and non-toxic detergent!
7.What kind of underwear are you wearing?
stripes and solids
8.What makes you happy?
driving around in my car on a sunny day, my sister, my puppies, hiking, knitting
9.whens your birthday?
july 24th
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would you change?
to meet my grandfather before he died...he passed three months before i was born.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
my freaking dogs...they have the LIFE.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
nope...i count my blessings for that.
13. Something you do a lot?
curse
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
ruby, ruby by the kaiser chiefs
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
i have no idea.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
hmmm...don't know.
17. When was the last time you cried?
been a few days...woohoo!
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yes...carnegie hall
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes and how they put themselves together
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
plain drip coffee...i'm a simple girl.
22. What's your biggest secret?
definitely nothing i'm going to reveal here.
23. What's your favorite color?
blue
24. When was the last time you lied?
i've stopped doing that...it's not worth it, so probably a year ago.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
not so much.
26. Do you watch lil kiddy movies?
all disney movies.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
coffee with cream and splenda
28. Do you speak any other language?
jive
29. What's your favorite smell?
clean laundry...my perfume...lavender
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
unsettled
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
yesterday
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
yes
33. What are you thinking about right now?
how my dogs can possibly snore so loud
34. What should you be doing?
cleaning
35. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
probably my mom
36. How often do you pray?
never...i meditate
37. Do you like working in the yard?
every weekend :)
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
my own.
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
nope
40. Name a song that reminds you of someone.
a certain beethoven symphony
Sheryl Crow recently made a bit of a stir when she said that everyone should try to wipe with one square.
Here is how to do that without getting crap all over your hand.
So, I live just outside Cincinnati...noted for pollution, allergies, weird chili, and rampant conservatism. When I was flipping through the Cincinnati Enquirer yesterday, I saw this article.
Apparently I need to start memorizing Bible verses if I'd like to commit a crime, because in Hamilton County, that's all I need to get out of a jail sentence.
Eric Hine is a free man today because of his Biblical knowledge.
Hine, 43, of Corryville, was in court today charged with receiving stolen property.
He is accused of using a stolen credit card at 1:15 a.m. today to try to buy items at the Walgreen’s at 1 W. Corry St.
When he appeared this morning before Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge John Burlew, Hine’s attorney was hoping for a low bond for Hine and told the judge he was a churchgoer who works fulltime at a company that makes wine racks.
Because judges hear all kinds of stories from lawyers and defendants hoping for low bonds, Burlew wanted to test Hine on his claim of attending an Avondale church.So, Burlew told Hine to recite the 23rd Psalm.
“The Lord is my Shepard; I shall not want,” Hine told the judge.
Impressed but still skeptical, Burlew told Hine if he could recite the entire passage, he would let him out of jail.
Hine then reeled off all six verses and 118 words – and even drew some applause from those sitting in the courtroom.
Burlew was true to his word and released Hine on a $10,000 unsecured appearance bond. That meant Hine had to sign a bond to promise to pay $10,000 if he didn’t make his next court appearance in the case.
WTF?!?!?!?!?!? Is there NOT a separation of church and state???? HOW can this HAPPEN?!?!? How is this allowed?!? How is the district attorney of Hamilton County not running roughshod over this judge?
I am fucking flabbergasted. Seriously.